Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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