I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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