Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I cockslap morals
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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