you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Your cock deserves a montage
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
this hospital has no fireball
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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