your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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