i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
