help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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