I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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