I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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