i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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