Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
True strength comes from lack of pants
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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