I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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