Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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