Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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