so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize