sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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