I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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