All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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