NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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