Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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