he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
it's like iHOP with fire
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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