can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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