we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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