id be glad to
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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