Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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