The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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