I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I want to be your penis for a week.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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