Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Randomize