The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
When did angry sex become our thing?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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