She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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