ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
