found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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