Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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