Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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