think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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