I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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