Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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