Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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