...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
