Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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