i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
There are leaves in my underwear?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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