and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
it glows. i had to have it.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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