It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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