I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
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