I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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