I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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