What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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