I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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