How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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