I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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