I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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