they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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