these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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