Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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