Me too!
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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