so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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