so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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